The Coder Codes
September 30, 2011 in Medical Billing/Coding
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I was sitting comfortably on the couch, watching the football game in the living room on a cold, winter Sunday afternoon. the New York Giants were playing the New York Jets in a game for big apple bragging rights. the game was close and time was running out. I gave it my undivided attention.Suddenly, my wife runs down the stairs and heads towards me carrying my two year old son. Frantically, she states, “I think he’s sick. Look at him, plus he hasn’t eaten all day.” This was unusual for my son. He usually eats any and everything available. I see sweat dripping from his forehead. I check for a fever by putting my hand on his forehead and i’m surprised by how cold it is. “He is freezing,” I state.“Do something,” she screams at me. I look at my son who is laying in her arms, limp as can be with his eyes barely open. This is a far cry from the two year old who is normally keeping busy by terrorizing everything and every one in the house. “You’ve got to do something,” she continues. “Isn’t this what you do for a living?” She had turned to sarcasm so I knew that she was really upset and unraveling. Our son had never been sick in the two plus years that he’d been alive.I began to take him from her. At that moment, when we were both holding him, making the exchange, he began to cough. He unleashed a cough that’s only heard from veteran drinkers who chase the smell of alcohol from their breath by smoking half a pack of cigarettes a day. He continued to cough, an uncontrollable cough that led to him vomiting. the projection was mostly in my direction, but my wife caught some of the after effects. She grabbed a nearby towel and began to wipe his face. I stood him up and aimed his head away from us in case he had more to offer. My wife looked at me once again. “What are you going to do for him? Don’t you do this for a living?” She was visibly upset and the sarcasm was at its fullest. “Don’t you take care of patients? This is a patient.” I knew that seeing someone ill or hurt or helpless, especially if that someone was your child, was a hard pill to swallow, but geez…I hurt too. Finally I yelled, “I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I AM JUST A coder.” I had never referred to this position as ‘just’ a coder. I know that coders play a very important role in medicine, but let’s face it, I’m no doctor. She looked at me and seemed to calm down. She jumped on the phone and began speaking with his pediatrician’s office. While she did that, I did what comes naturally…I began to code. I put my hands on my son’s neck then on his forehead. This time he was burning up. He had a fever. I sat down and cradled him in my arms. He was shaking. Although he was hot, he was experiencing chills. I leafed through the alphabetic pages of my mental ICD-9-CM manual and found the codes for chills with fever, cough and vomiting. I was sure to confirm them in the numeric index. My wife hung up the phone and explained that we were going to take him to the pediatrician’s office. they had told her to bring him in right away. We quickly changed clothes, grabbed our coats and headed for the front door. I attempted to use my peripheral vision to steal a glance at the television in hopes of catching an update on the score of the game, but my wife pressed the power button on the remote before I could. We arrived at the office and were called in immediately. My son’s doctor asked, “what’s wrong with him?” My wife’s voice echoed loudly in my head, ‘DO SOMETHING.’ So I did. I handed my son to the doctor and confidently stated, “he is experiencing a 780.6, has a 786.2 and 787.03 all over my wife and I. He is all your now.” the doctor laughed, my wife smiled and I was back on her good side. After an established, office visit E&M code, my son turned out to have 382.9, Otitis media. Doc gave him antibiotics and a cough suppressant and sent us on our way. R. Russell, CPC |

